Fake Fan Sign

You can tell this fansign is fake cause no woman would ever want to
have my children. The kids would probably come out cross eyed and
web-toed, but nobody would ever notice cause they'd be too busy staring
at their hunch backs. |
Real Fan Sign

This could be a real fansign. In fact it could be a very helpful fan
sign...I'm only one man, and it's hard to remember all of those restraining
orders...there's just so damn many of 'em. |