Fake
Fan Sign
Not only is this fan sign unbelievable
because Krissy is insinuating that I could handle boobies like
that, knowing full well that in the presence of boobies like that
I'd be reduced to a drooling mongaloid, but aslo as you can see
those aren't apples... they're freakin' watermelons. |
Real
Fan Sign

Now this fan sign isn't all that
realistic because there was that one time in that cramped elevator
that I did get a cheep feel... I was visiting my grandmother's
nursing home at the time, but a Klown's gotta take what a Klown
can get. |