Fake Fan Sign

Now ya know this is a fake sign cause nobody in their right mind would ask me
to teach them anything...unless it's the best staircases to hang around or how
to go two weeks with only one pair of underwear. |
Real Fan Sign

Yeah, I probably would. That's how ya know it's a real fansign. Everybody knows
I like to toss a good salad...too bad the result is even chunkier than blue cheese
dressing. |